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iTunes Oracle:
How does the world see you?
R.E.M. - Monster

Will I have a happy life?
David Allan Coe - The Ride

What do my friends really think of me?
Missing Persons - Destinstion Unknown

Do people secretly lust after me?
Crowbar - High Rate Extinction

How can I make myself happy?
Princess Superstar - Smooth

What should I do with my life?
Steve Earle - Copperhead Road

Will I ever have children?
Fireball Ministry - Cough/Cool

What is some good advice for me?
Thursday - Cross Out The Eyes

How will I be remembered?
Dizee Rascal - Everywhere

What is my signature dancing song?
RJD2 - Exotic Talk

What do I think my current theme song is?
Dane Cook - Let's Do This, I'm A Cashew

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Mike Ness - Let the Jukebox Keep On Playing

What song will play at my funeral?
DMX - Crime Story

What type of men/women do you like?
Men: Bob Dylan - Idiot Wind
Women: Ural 13 Diktators - Musica

What is my day going to be like?
Black 47 - Too Late To Turn Back

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